Interesting stuff collected for future talks

Friday, September 16, 2005

piety and hereditary

From my notebooks this piece from Thomas Fuller (1608-1661):

Lord, I find the genealogy of my Savior strangely checkered withfour remarkable changes in fourgenerations.
  • Rehoboam begat Abia: a bad father begat a bad son.
  • Abia begat Asa: a bad father and a good son.
  • Asa begat Jehoshaphat: a good father and a good son.
  • Jehoshaphat began Joram: a good father and a bad son.

I see, Lord, from hence,that my father's piety cannot be entailed; that is bad news for me. But I see also that actual impiety is not hereditary; that is good news for my son.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Johny the Bagger

Let me tell you about one such tongue. I’ll tell you a story about a guy named Johnny the Bagger. I heard this during this week from Ken Blanchard. Ken Blanchard and Barbara Glanz have written about Johnny. Barbara is a corporate consultant and a speaker and she was talking one time to 3,000 front-line workers for a supermarket chain, like truck drivers, cashiers and stockers.

She was talking about the power of words. She had posters with great sayings and words on the wall. That is what she does when she does this talk, just to talk about the power that a word can have. She talked about how every interaction they would have with another person is the chance to create a memory, a chance to bless somebody’s life, a chance to speak a word of healing, apples of gold. She told some stories about how this could happen. Then she went home. This is what Barbara writes:


About a month later I got a call from a front line customer contact person a 19-year-old bagger named Johnny. The caller, who proudly informed me that he had Downs Syndrome, told me his story:

Barbara, I liked what you talked about but I didn’t think I could do anything special for our customers, after all, I’m just a bagger.

Then he had an idea. He decided every night when he came home from work he would find a really good thought for the day—for the next day. If he couldn’t find one someplace, he would make one up. Then every night he and his dad would sit down by the computer and his dad would help him enter the saying six times a page on a computer and then Johnny would sit there and print off 50 pages. Then he would take a pair of scissors and cut off 300 copies and then he would sign his name to every one of them.

Then he would put the stack of them next to him while he worked the next day and every time he finished bagging someone’s groceries, he would put his saying on top of the last bag. Then he would stop and he would look the person in the eye and say:

I put a great saying in your bag. I hope it helps you have a good day. Thanks for coming in.

That was Johnny the Bagger.

A month later Barbara got a call from the store manager who said:


Barbara, you won’t believe what’s happened here. I was making my rounds. When I got to the cashier lines, the line at Johnny’s checkout was three times longer than anybody else’s. It went all the way down the frozen foods aisle.

So he got on the loud speaker to get more checkout lines open, but they couldn’t get any of the customers to move out of Johnny’s line. They all said:

That’s okay, we’ll wait. We want to be in Johnny’s line.

One woman came up to him, grabbed his hand:

I used to shop in your store once a week, now I come in every time I go by
because I want to see Johnny. I want to get Johnny’s thought for the day.

Do you know who the most important person in that store is? It’s Johnny the Bagger. He’s not at the top of the Org Chart. He is for sure not making the most money. He’s the most important person in that store.

A few months later the manager called Barbara back. He said:

Barbara, you’re not going to believe this, Johnny is transforming our store. He is changing the culture in our store. When the Floral Department has a broken flower or an unused corsage, they used to just throw it away. Now they go out into the aisles and they find an elderly woman or a little girl and they pin it on them. The guys who make our shopping carts are working on wheels that actually work. The whole culture of the store is being changed.

I will tell you why Ken was so excited about this story. Over the last ten years of his life, Ken has become a fully devoted follower of Jesus. And this picture is a picture of the kind of thing Jesus does through people. Because, Jesus says, in His kingdom, the last are first. And, the servants are the greatest of all. The people who give end up being the ones that receive. Those who sacrifice and are willing to lose their life, they’re the ones that get them back. And He said our prayer is supposed to be:

God Your kingdom come, Your will be done, and make up there come down here.

And it can happen in a grocery store. It can happen anywhere.

[Once again, that was an illustration J.O. used in his 7/31/05 sermon]

Generic Great Opening for Message Introduction...

John Ortberg had this great generic opening for his message "The World's Greatest Wisdom: Guard You Mouth" on 07/31/2005 which could be adopted to other situation without much work:

One of the biggest milestones in our society is the sixteen birthday because when you turn sixteen you can drive a car. We don’t let just anybody drive a car. You have to go to the DMV and take a test and get a license because a car is a life or death deal. So we make people go through some hoops before they can get a license if they are going to drive a car.

Having a gun is a pretty serious deal. We had dinner recently with a guy from this church, who had been hunting and been successful, and he wanted to celebrate that he had taken his gun and shot little defenseless bunnies and little deer like Bambi. So he invited us over for dinner, and we did that. Before you get a gun, you have to have a license because a gun is a life or death deal.

I was thinking this week that there is a force that is more powerful than cars or than guns because it means life or death not just to the body but to the soul, and every human being is issued one. It’s called the mouth...

How's that for a great opening template?

Joke: Four types of worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would help get his point across in a sermon. Because, again, any of you that have ever done any talking or speaking in a public venue know how often you try so carefully to say something and people take something completely opposite away. So, he decided he would use a visual demonstration.

He put four worms in four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second in a container of cigarette smoke. The third, in a container of chocolate syrup. And, the fourth, in a container of good, clean soil.

Then, at the end of his sermon, he reported to the congregation the results. The worm in the alcohol—Dead. The worm in the cigarette smoke—Dead. Worm in the chocolate syrup—Dead. But, the worm in the good, clean soil was thriving.

Then, the minister asked the congregation, what have you learned from this demonstration? And, a little old lady in the back raised her hand and said:

As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you will never have worms.


Heard by John Ortberg's The World's Greatest Wisdom: Guard You Mouth: 07/31/2005